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We Need to Talk About A24’s ONSLAUGHT | Full SPOILER Review

Is Onslaught the next great action/horror movie? Does it live up to the hype? And does Eric Wareheim know how to run like a normal human being? Matt and Mark have thoughts. Join us for this spoiler-stacked discussion on Adam Wingard’s newest film that brings chaos and carnage to the trailer park. Along the way, […]

The Fast and the Furious is 25?! | We’re Officially Old

THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS IS 25 YEARS OLD?! How did that happen? Where did the time go? Where did Matt’s hair go? Buckle up, we’re celebrating the 25th anniversary of The Fast and the Furious — the movie that started a bajillion dollar franchise built on cars, Coronas, and FAMILY. How well does the […]

SUPERGIRL (2026) Review: Is It Really That Bad?

Well… Is Supergirl (2026) really that bad? The internet seems to think so, but where do we stand? In this episode, we review the latest DC Studios film starring Milly Alcock and ask the only question that matters: Does Supergirl actually deserve the hate? No clickbait here. No rage farming. Just two grown men having […]

We have THOUGHTS about The Odyssey | Apologies, Chris Nolan

This week, we’re reviewing THE ODYSSEY! I’ll make this short and sweet: one of us liked it, and one of us didn’t. Who was was swept away by the spectacle? And who felt Trojan horsed? SPOILERS abound in our review. You’ve been warned. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at […]

TROY vs. Nolan’s THE ODYSSEY: Who Trojan Horsed It Better?

History teachers are gonna hate this episode. Before Christopher Nolan hides his massive IMAX cameras inside a horse for The Odyssey, we ask the only question that matters: Did TROY do it better twenty years ago? In this episode, we’re throwing Wolfgang Petersen’s Trojan horse up against Nolan’s Trojan horse to determine the ultimate Trojan […]

Oops! All Rec’s — We chat Masters of the Universe (2026), Hokum, and The Criterion Kubrick Boxed Set

WE BACK. After a lengthy break, Matt and Mark are back up in your podcast feed, full of… well, full of something. This episode, we’re talking Masters of the Universe (2026), the huge Kubrick Criterion boxed set, and over-sharing a whole buncha Rec’s of everything we watched off-air. We’ve got forgotten Bruce Willis movies, the […]

We Love Masters of the Universe (1987) – Let’s rewatch before the new He-Man movie

Travel back with us to Eternia! In this episode, we’re revisiting the cult classic Masters of the Universe (1987) ahead of the upcoming He-Man remake? Reboot? Requel? Does this live-action adaptation still hold up, or is it pure ‘80s nostalgia? Join us for a Cannon Films love fest, praising Dolph Lundgren’s take on He-Man, Frank […]

We Watched THRASH on Netflix So You Don’t Have To (You’re Welcome)

SHARK!!! Get your flippers wet and dust off your old copies of Jaws, because Matt and Mark are getting back in to chum the shallow waters of new shark cinema. Yes, we’re reviewing THRASH, a Netflix original that bares its fangs and yet can’t decide if it wants to be the next Jaws or the […]

Celebrating 35 Years of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

Come back to a glorious time where movies were made for adults… and marketed to kids. There’s flaming bow and arrows, hands getting chopped off, witches, bodies being caged, a live birth in the forest, and Alan Rickman threatening people with spoons. It’s Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves! We review the 1991 blockbuster classic — […]

Sam Raimi returns with SEND HELP… AKA… the Monkey Bread Episode!

MONKEY BREAD. (Listen long enough, and that will make sense. And make you very, very hungry.) THE “SPOOK-A-BLAST!” That’s what Sam Raimi dubbed his stylish fun house blend of horror and splatstick comedy. And that term definitely applies to his latest and greatest work, SEND HELP. It’s a survival thriller that’s brutal, gory, and hilarious. […]