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We have THOUGHTS about The Odyssey | Apologies, Chris Nolan

This week, we’re reviewing THE ODYSSEY! I’ll make this short and sweet: one of us liked it, and one of us didn’t. Who was was swept away by the spectacle? And who felt Trojan horsed? SPOILERS abound in our review. You’ve been warned. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at […]

TROY vs. Nolan’s THE ODYSSEY: Who Trojan Horsed It Better?

History teachers are gonna hate this episode. Before Christopher Nolan hides his massive IMAX cameras inside a horse for The Odyssey, we ask the only question that matters: Did TROY do it better twenty years ago? In this episode, we’re throwing Wolfgang Petersen’s Trojan horse up against Nolan’s Trojan horse to determine the ultimate Trojan […]

Oops! All Rec’s — We chat Masters of the Universe (2026), Hokum, and The Criterion Kubrick Boxed Set

WE BACK. After a lengthy break, Matt and Mark are back up in your podcast feed, full of… well, full of something. This episode, we’re talking Masters of the Universe (2026), the huge Kubrick Criterion boxed set, and over-sharing a whole buncha Rec’s of everything we watched off-air. We’ve got forgotten Bruce Willis movies, the […]

We Love Masters of the Universe (1987) – Let’s rewatch before the new He-Man movie

Travel back with us to Eternia! In this episode, we’re revisiting the cult classic Masters of the Universe (1987) ahead of the upcoming He-Man remake? Reboot? Requel? Does this live-action adaptation still hold up, or is it pure ‘80s nostalgia? Join us for a Cannon Films love fest, praising Dolph Lundgren’s take on He-Man, Frank […]

We Watched THRASH on Netflix So You Don’t Have To (You’re Welcome)

SHARK!!! Get your flippers wet and dust off your old copies of Jaws, because Matt and Mark are getting back in to chum the shallow waters of new shark cinema. Yes, we’re reviewing THRASH, a Netflix original that bares its fangs and yet can’t decide if it wants to be the next Jaws or the […]

Celebrating 35 Years of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

Come back to a glorious time where movies were made for adults… and marketed to kids. There’s flaming bow and arrows, hands getting chopped off, witches, bodies being caged, a live birth in the forest, and Alan Rickman threatening people with spoons. It’s Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves! We review the 1991 blockbuster classic — […]

Sam Raimi returns with SEND HELP… AKA… the Monkey Bread Episode!

MONKEY BREAD. (Listen long enough, and that will make sense. And make you very, very hungry.) THE “SPOOK-A-BLAST!” That’s what Sam Raimi dubbed his stylish fun house blend of horror and splatstick comedy. And that term definitely applies to his latest and greatest work, SEND HELP. It’s a survival thriller that’s brutal, gory, and hilarious. […]

TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze 35th Anniversary and… The Downfall of Alamo Drafthouse

Good news: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze is celebrating its 35th anniversary… and we’re reviewing it! Bad news: the Alamo sucks now… and we’re complaining about it! We cover both in-depth on this latest episode. Grab your Pizza Hut breadsticks, dust off that white Secret of the Ooze VHS tape, and […]

EPISODE 200

Never, in the history of podcasting, has there been such a momentous milestone… for two old men who talk about movies. Prepare your souls for our 200th episode! We’re pulling out all the stops to celebrate. We’ve got guests, a whole bunch of voicemails, a celebrity message from Gay Jesus, our first ever Matt and […]

Friday the 13th Deep Dive Special: We rank the Jason Movies, review Final Chapter (1984), and celebrate Friday the 13th! (Special Guest: Tommy Nuggetz)

We get an actual Friday the 13th this week, so… break out the hockey masks! Welcome to this special Friday the 13th deep dive special! We’re celebrating the Friday fandom, reviewing Part IV – The Final Chapter (1984), and ranking every single Jason movie in the franchise. Whether you’re in Camp Crystal Lake or the […]