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Celebrating 35 Years of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

Come back to a glorious time where movies were made for adults… and marketed to kids. There’s flaming bow and arrows, hands getting chopped off, witches, bodies being caged, a live birth in the forest, and Alan Rickman threatening people with spoons. It’s Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves! We review the 1991 blockbuster classic — […]

Sam Raimi returns with SEND HELP… AKA… the Monkey Bread Episode!

MONKEY BREAD. (Listen long enough, and that will make sense. And make you very, very hungry.) THE “SPOOK-A-BLAST!” That’s what Sam Raimi dubbed his stylish fun house blend of horror and splatstick comedy. And that term definitely applies to his latest and greatest work, SEND HELP. It’s a survival thriller that’s brutal, gory, and hilarious. […]

TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze 35th Anniversary and… The Downfall of Alamo Drafthouse

Good news: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze is celebrating its 35th anniversary… and we’re reviewing it! Bad news: the Alamo sucks now… and we’re complaining about it! We cover both in-depth on this latest episode. Grab your Pizza Hut breadsticks, dust off that white Secret of the Ooze VHS tape, and […]

EPISODE 200

Never, in the history of podcasting, has there been such a momentous milestone… for two old men who talk about movies. Prepare your souls for our 200th episode! We’re pulling out all the stops to celebrate. We’ve got guests, a whole bunch of voicemails, a celebrity message from Gay Jesus, our first ever Matt and […]

Friday the 13th Deep Dive Special: We rank the Jason Movies, review Final Chapter (1984), and celebrate Friday the 13th! (Special Guest: Tommy Nuggetz)

We get an actual Friday the 13th this week, so… break out the hockey masks! Welcome to this special Friday the 13th deep dive special! We’re celebrating the Friday fandom, reviewing Part IV – The Final Chapter (1984), and ranking every single Jason movie in the franchise. Whether you’re in Camp Crystal Lake or the […]

The Booty Spider… AKA… Return to Silent Hill (2026)

It’s been twenty years since we dropped in on the quaint little town of Silent Hill. It’s time we return! In this episode, we discuss Christophe Gans’ return to the Silent Hill franchise and try to understand his directorial choices, like including a spider creature with some major junk in the trunk. Ah, the French. […]

WE’RE BACK with Our Favorite Films of 2025!

Wicked: For Good. One Battle After Another. That other one with Stellan Skarkygard. Those awards-bait movies did NOT make our Favorite Films List of 2025. But you already know that! We celebrate 2025 by naming our Favorite Movies of the Year, our Biggest Letdowns, Favorite Performances, and more! Big thank YOU for listening and sticking […]

Holiday Grab Bag 2025: LUMP OF COAL | A Double Feature of Crappy Christmas Movies — Jingle All the Way 2 and Santa Jaws

Santa’s got a brand new bag… a brand new GRAB BAG! Yes, come celebrate the return of our annual HOLIDAY GRAB BAG EPISODE!  There’ll be retro Christmas commercials, holiday hijinks, and movie reviews. The theme this year: LUMP OF COAL — crappy christmas movies rated lower than a 5 on IMDb. And those lumpy movies […]

A Very Merry Gremlins Christmas! | We’re kicking off the holidays with GREMLINS (1984)

‘Tis the season for GREMLINS! That’s right, we asked Saint Nick for a little holiday fun and he delivered with Joe Dante’s monster masterpiece. We deep-dive into the classic film for Mark’s first watch ever, and geek out over Gizmo, Stripe, and of course, good ol’ Dick Miller. We also announce this year’s holiday Grab […]

THE RUNNING MAN, Heinz 57, and My Horrible Evening with William Shatner

Edgar Wright returns to theaters this week, and so do we! We’re reviewing his big blockbuster update of THE RUNNING MAN before it loses all of its premium screens because no one is seeing it. Whyyyy? You can scrub directly to the review at 21:57 to hear our spoilery thoughts. But if you do, you’ll […]