Latest post

Billy Zane-uary: TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT (1995)

BILLY ZANE-UARY continues! For Those Who Came In Late, we’re doing a month-long celebration of one of our best and BALDEST actors, Mr. Billy Zane. And this week, we’re reviewing one of his biggest and most villainous roles ever in… Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight. The Cryptkeeper goes Hollywood and takes Billy Zane along […]

Billy Zane-uary: THE PHANTOM (1996)

“FOR THOSE WHO CAME IN LATE…” Welcome to our first ever themed month… BILLY ZANE-UARY! A mini-series celebration of one of our best and BALDEST actors. And to kick off this Zane-y stunt, we’re reviewing one of Billy’s classic roles as the ghost who walks… AKA… THE PHANTOM. Did Black Panther borrow a ton from this […]

Y’all Need a Pilot? | Mel Gibson Returns with… FLIGHT RISK (2025)

Last week it was a Wolf Man with male pattern baldness, and this week it’s Mark Wahlberg with male pattern baldness. Yep, we’re talking FLIGHT RISK, the new thriller directed by controversial filmmaker, Mel Gibson. Speaking of shit-stirring controversy, Matt caused quite a stir at his local theater this past weekend and recounts his harrowing […]

Why Does He Look Like a Testicle? | WOLF MAN (2025) Spoiler Review

There’s a new werewolf movie in theaters, which means Matt demanded we review it. So join us as we discuss Leigh Whannel’s new Universal Monster update, WOLF MAN, starring internet darling Julia Garner. Is it the howling good time Matt hoped for? Or is it, as Gene Shalit would say, a big ol’ WOOF? We […]

Our Favorite Movies of 2024

Wicked. The Brutalist. Anora. These did NOT make our Favorite Films List of 2024. Sorry… We put 2024 out to pasture by naming our Favorite Movies of the Year, our Biggest Letdowns, Favorite Performances, and more! Yup, it’s a big ol’ end of year type show… at the beginning of the year. Hey-o! Along the […]

The Holiday Hangout 2024 | We Talk… Heretic, Y2K, Red One, Skeleton Crew, Juror #2, and more!

It’s just like Christmas morning… without the tears. Join us for our final episode of 2024, the Holiday Hangout. It’s more loose than our usual format, but we still talk a metric ton of new movies for you, including A24’s Heretic, Red One, Juror #2, and shows too – like Skeleton Crew and The Day […]

JINGLE ALL THE WAY (1996) Watch-Along! | Matt and Mark Movie Commentary #3

It’s TYURRRBO TIME! We join Arnold on his annual holiday hunt for a Turbo Man doll… in our watch-along for JINGLE ALL THE WAY! You can listen to this as a standalone podcast, or pop on the movie and listen to us while you watch. The choice is yours. The commentary begins around 4:15, if […]

Let’s Do a Double Feature: GLADIATOR II and CONCLAVE | Full SPOILER discussions for each movie!

Great week for people who like flowing robes in their movies! This week, we return from Thanksgiving break with our Double Feature review format to discuss not one… but TWO… brand spankin’ new movies: GLADIATOR II and CONCLAVE. Our double feature review begins around 22:34, so scrub ahead if you just want to get down […]

Our 2024 Thanksgiving Special: BLACK FRIDAY | Can Bruce Campbell Save This Movie…?

Hey, Turkeys! We got a big show for you to GOBBLE up this week! Since we already reviewed Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving, we wanted to find another seasonally appropriate horror movie to celebrate Turkey Day, so we landed on BLACK FRIDAY. The main review for that starts around 29:03, but if you scrub ahead, you will […]

Retro Review: SHOWGIRLS (1995) directed by Paul Verhoeven

America needs to heal. So we’ve decided to review something that makes everyone happy… SHOWGIRLS. Come back with us to 1995, when the director of Robocop hung up his sci-fi spurs and decided to head west for a movie loaded up with boobs instead of bullets! That’s right, this week we dive into SHOWGIRLS, and […]